6thhouse:

whygirlwasted:

cyprinodont:

bloodandbloodyash:

captainsnoop:

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

Chapo Trap House is full of Communists that deny Stalin did anything wrong and his famines were good for everyone

Show us your penis!

@bloodandbloodyash show your dick

@bloodandbloodyash hey man post the hog

(via plasmalogical)

sketchiedetails:

tilthat:

TIL that almost all mammals take the same amount of time to pee. The “Universal Law of Urination,” as scientists call it, says that an African elephant will empty its 42 gallon bladder in nearly the same time that a Great Dane dog will empty its 0.4 gallon bladder. (Around 21 seconds)

via reddit.com

The scientists conducting this experiment:

(via bloodmoses)

pochowek:

raiden, trying to break the silence and make some small talk: so….. vamp huh? i get it, cuz hes a vampire haha
iroquois “not solid snake” pliskin: actually? its because hes bisexual, you fucking idiot. you clueless homophobe. raiden i thought i could feel safe around you i really did. really thought i could let my guard down around you and do this to me?

(via institute-for-thermal-research)

love too feel like things are going better for a week and a half before fucking it up ha ha

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

(Source: hexglyphs, via plasmalogical)

dead-mall-commune:

(via bloodmoses)

sheetz:

hey… who convinced everyone that :3 was bad… i just wanna talk

(via lord-kitschener)

cryptomaster-leviathan:

black metal is a smart big brain genre of music 

(via plasmalogical)

coolyo294:

patchoulism:

coolyo294:

world’s horniest jobs 

1. idol managers
   
2. chaldea magi
3. admirals

I work at Five Bald Fat Guys NTR Doujinshi & Fries and this is blatant erasure.

i’ll erasure your existence if you ever utter that string of words at me again 

(via michigrim)

akumeoy:

dies in my huge gamer chair after an egirl feeds me a poisoned slice of pizza

(via quinndolyns)

i love to reduce the bass and turn the treble up!

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via quinndolyns)